"Avec le passage au remote, il est risqué pour les employeurs d'embaucher des UX juniors, car la supervision en distanciel est plus compliquée. Cela crée une demande accrue de designers seniors, qui possèdent ainsi tous les atout pour démissionner de leur emploi actuel et accepter l'une des nombreuses offres intéressantes qu'ils reçoivent."

Ah bah je ne vis pas dans le même monde que ces UX seniors 🤔

Globalement, le rapport fait (encore) un rappel aux fondamentaux. Et comme d'habitude, des tas de """UX designers""" vont dire "oui oui", vont oublier ces principes dans 2 jours et vont repartir sur des jolies interfaces. 😑

Par rebonds, je découvre le compte Twitter Shit User stories :owi:

twitter.com/ShitUserStory

Ex :

As a…
– user
I want to…
– prove I am not a robot by training a robot to become less like a robot
so that…
– the more I train the robot, the more fucking painful it gradually becomes to prove that I am not a robot
😁

As a…
– user
I want to…
– find all the traffic lights in a stupid little matrix of the grimmest fucking beige photos Google could find
so that…
– I can submit this form

hahahaha 😂

As a…
– user
I don’t want…
– to not opt-out of not signing up to marketing emails
so that…
– I get marketing emails

Muhahahaha, j'en ai eu des comme ça (sur la construction)

As a…
– user
I want…
– a personalised ad experience
so that…
– my ad experience is personalised

Je pleure 🤣

As a…
– registering user
I want…
– a single checkbox for accepting the mandatory terms & conditions and subscribing to the newsletter
so that…
– I save time using just one checkbox, and I don’t miss out on high quality email content

As an…
– amazon customer
I want…
– a $999 internet-connected roving surveillance robot, capable of processing the biometric data of my family and visitors, in my home
so that…
– I can have peace of mind

😁

As a…
– CSS user
I want to…
– make a simple layout adjustment
so that…
– my website looks nice

Si tu as déjà eu ce cas, tu as le droit de RT

As a…
– buyer
I want to…
– receive a dispatch notification email with a tracking number and a link to the tracking site
so that…
– I can click the link, notice the tracking number is not appended, go back to the email, copy the tracking number, and return to the tracking site

Hahahahahahaha

As a…
– jobseeker
I want…
– ten years experience in a five year old technology
so that…
– I can be a rockstar

Ils ont tué le game 🤣 🤣 🤣

As an...
– iPhone 12 owner
I want...
– an iPhone 13
so that...
– I have an iPhone 13

Bim les persons

As a…
– persona
I want to…
– be a man or woman aged between 21 and 64 who enjoys cookery, running, purchasing enterprise-tier SaaS products, and reading
so that…
– all design decisions appear empathetic to me

As a…
– potential customer
I want…
– simple to understand product tier names
so that…
– I can intuitively compare the specifications and prices of Lite, Basic, Premium, PremiumPlus, PremiumPlusGold, BasicPremiumPlusLite, and BasicPremiumPlusLitePlusGold+™*

Celui-ci 😍

As a…
– website reader
I want to…
– have long, unnecessarily-detailed paragraphs of justified text, with irregularly-wide gaps between words and characters
so that…
– it looks perfectly-neat, assuming I am reading it with Lorem Ipsum at 100% zoom level as it was designed

Follow

Logique 🤪

As an...
– AdBlocker user
I want to...
– be asked to turn off AdBlocker
so that...
– I can see ads

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Les user stories pour les nuls 😁

As a...
– user
I want to...
– click here
so that...
– I go there

As a...
– user
I want to...
– change my password every 90 days
so that...
– in the event my password is compromised, my account will be safely protected. Well, eventually protected. Assuming the compromise wasn’t exploited immediately. Which it probably was. I'll just add a '1'.

Ahh, le secret du "20 caractères max du mot de passe" enfin révélé !!

As a...
– registering user
I want to...
– have a maximum character limit on my password
so that...
– it can be stored in plaintext on the DB

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